Il Presidente e Ronaldo lasciano!!!
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Sono numerose le voci che girano ormai da settimane, sul probabile addio da parte di Poggi al prossimo Fantacalcio. A queste si aggiungono anche alcune lamentele che sono giunte direttamente da Ronaldo.
Lui non sta bene, ha fatto parlare tutti per i suoi NON GOAL, e ora getta la maglia, e si susseguono conferme di un addio definitivo per qualche anno dal Fantacalcio.
Troppo deludente la sconfitta contro Robertino, che nelle ultime giornate sta dimostrando di essere stato veramente sfortunato per tutto il campionato. Vlahovic, Ruiz e Radu regalano la vittoria, mentre un Ronaldo spento, perso, concede delusioni che non meritano i DPCM, ma noi lo avevamo anticipato, chiunque si affacci a quel terzo posto o al podio, verrà folgorato da Michele.
Lui che col suo aplomb anglosassone, con la sua calma, vince sempre e solo di misura. Se fai 0 lui fa 1, se fai 1 lui fa 2, ma lui vince sempre ed è dal 1995 terzo in questa classifica di fantacalcio.
Il fondo della classifica quindi bastona la vetta, infatti bella la vittoria del Paris sui Monkey, questi ultimi truffati, derubati, traditi da un arbitro che si accanisce contro il più forte, il Dio Ibrahimovic.
Questo non si fa, e il Dio lo punirà come lui stesso afferma.
I Cicciati non lo ammettono, ma sono delusi dal modificatore difesa, che per molti è il Fantacalcio, per noi è la truffa perfetta. E infatti grazie a questa assurda regola, perdono di misura e anche ingiustamente contro Piero.
In fine da notare la vittoria dei Wolves sugli Atletici
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