Apple files for bankruptcy after huge loss in profits over 2020
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In the COVID-19 Pandemic, lots of bussinessess have suffered slowing profits. But no company has lost more profit than Apple during 2020. Due to COVID-19, Apple have lost billions of dollars of profit. This is what Apple CEO Tim Cook had to say: "Dear Apple customers, I am sorry to say, that after 45 years of innovation from Apple, we have made the difficult decision to shut down the company. We have lost billions of dollars during the pandemic, and we no longer have enough money to continue running the company. We would like to thank everyone who purchased an Apple Product or service, and say goodbye to all of our amazing customers. All Apple Stores aswell as Apple.com will be shut down on May 1st 2021. Any Apple products you own will continue to work, but services such as Apple Music and Apple Arcade, aswell as the App Store, will no longer be available after October 1st 2021. Thank you to all who have supported us."
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