BREAKING NEWS Messi has agreed to leave FC Barcelona to PSG. SkySports
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Lionel Messi has finally agreed to leave the Spanish Giants, FC Barcelona. In the latest press conference with FC Barcelona coach, Koeman and FC Barcelona President, Joan Laporta, Barcelona are in €3.8 billion dollar debt and have to release funds and lower expenditures soon or face bankruptcy and lose the hundred million dollar club now.
The Parisians believe they have a much more attractive proposal to offer the 33-year-old than the one currently possible from Barcelona, who have substantial debts and are restrained in their economic capacity.
Indeed, it is claimed that PSG players are already relieved they will no longer have to face the superstar – who netted in each leg of their Champions League encounter despite the Parisians running out 5-2 victors on aggregate.
In the Press Conference, Messi said, "Este club ha significado mucho para mí en los últimos años. No puedo ... no puedo, esta decisión fue porque el puto ronald koeman vendido por el maldito mejor amigo Luis Suárez y todo el caos que se agitaba en Barcelona. No puedo soportarlo más, he decidido conjuntamente dejar el [FC Barcelona] y seguir adelante con mi futuro compañero de equipo. Veremos cómo sigue esto" -Sky Sports.
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