WHITE SOCIALITE BEQUEATHS BLACK PARAMOUR NEARLY HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
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A Dallas socialite's will caused a stir when it was read. Deceased White Settlement resident Lilly Abigail Smallbottom (nee Rangley), widow of local businessman Colt Ray "C.R." Rangley, will was executed by her attorney Will Skruem.
While the bulk of Mrs. Smallbottom's vast estate was dispersed among her 3 children- sons C.R. Rangley Jr. and Beau Rangley, and daughter Penelope- various charities and a plethora of diverse institutes she patronized in life, it was the tiny addendum that shocked the three siblings.
$471,000 is the sum Mrs. Smallbottom bequeath to her paramour, a man with a very checkered past name Gregory Alan Myles. It was revealed in an accompanying letter that the to had an illicit affair more nearly two decades ago for a year and a half. Said Mrs. Smallbottom in the letter: "Gregory never wanted nothing from me, but me; cared not a wit who I was, but cared what I wanted to be in that moment of time. We met 108 times in 19 months and he made love to me 471 times. The best 19 months of my life."
This story has left high society in an uproar, much to the distress and chagrin of the Smallbottom children. And if you have read this far, know that this story is 100 percent a work of fiction.
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