Roblox servers will be shut down at the end of 2022.
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Unfortunately, Roblox had many desperate attempts to save itself before. This included new avatars, future lighting, and more. Only a few of these changes were successful changes because most people did not like most of the changes. The majority would prefer the future lighting update rather than a Neoclassic Blocky update. Because of this, the Roblox team believes that they have to shut down because of all the backlash.
"It was fun while it lasted... I just miss all the old roblox vibes. I mean, why does roblox have to shut down out of all things?! If only the majority would listen to the updates..." This quote is from a senior Roblox developer who knows every single block of code like the back of their head.
The full story is that this all started when Roblox thought about releasing Rthro, or Anthro before. Anthro was hated by most, but Roblox decided to actually try to release the new Anthro update as they wanted to make avatars more realistic. More and more backlash came to them about the Anthro avatars, and eventually Roblox renamed it to Rthro to prevent people from the backlash. However, it just increased because then at the same time, an Rthro avatar was leaked that by most, said it was ugly. They kept getting leaked, and hackers were even starting to regret leaking them as they were "uglier" by the majority of people.
Then, roblox "neoclassic" avatars, which stands for new classic, got leaked as well by exploiters who could see the code. Most said it looked even worse than Rthro and at that point, people were already quitting Roblox in thousands of numbers. Roblox moderation was always bad to most and most people thought that this update would top off the bad stuff on Roblox.
Unfortunately then, Builders Club was replaced by Premium. Premium was way more useless because it only had four perks; 15 robux a day, additional robux upon buying things, ability to make clothing, and you could join more groups. Things just got downhill for the Premium service because eventually, the group limit was removed and 2D clothing for even premium members would cost 100 robux. So Premium then wouldn't matter too much if you were to buy it.
Lastly, Roblox has even considered stopping development. In a few tweets about roblox, unlisted, there were some that said "Why are people quitting Roblox?" and "What is wrong? What happened?" and then these posts lead to scarier stuff about quitting roblox.
Because of all of this drama, Roblox is finally shutting down after all these years. Sad or happy, it is shutting down...
"A grave next to Flash and Unus Annus. I feel that Roblox is more of a scam service than an imagination outlet because of Robux scams on roblox in general and that the only method to get robux besides wasting tens of thousands of robux is buying robux. A waste of money for my developer kid." - Junior Developer
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