Second attempt on the life of son of Durban taxi owner.
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Mystery surrounds the identity of a masked and hooded man who was seen alighting a black car before shooting at long range through the window of the sons white bakkie.
Residents who were awakened by the sound of gunshots ringing out said they had been terrified to venture out to see what was going on. Some said they immediatley called the police and emergency services and only upon their arrival did they go out to ascertain what had occurred.
“It was scary. We just heard gunshots go off. We didn’t know if they were shooting at our houses or what was really going on,” said the one resident, who was too scared to be named.
Police have requested for anyone with positive information regarding the incident to contact the following officers Amanzimtoti, Head of Detective Services, Colonel Chris Wiles, Cell 082 469 9336 or SAPS Amanzimtoti, Serious & Violent Crime Officer, Lieutenant Sizwe Makhathini, Cell 082 925 2582
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