Richard Ben Drake Is Anti-Social, Has No Friends, And Fat!!!!

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Some of you may know Richard Ben Drake, you may know him from his world record speed run from school to video games. Some of you may know him from going missing after getting Canes rejected from him by his parents and him throwing a fit. Anyways, Richard Ben Drake is always home by 3:15 eating food every single day during the week. If you've read my last article I explain how Richard obtained the world record of the school to video games speed run. I'd suggest you go read that after you read this. So Richard is home by 3:15 everyday with food. He either goes by a fast food place on his way home or he has something ready for him at home so he can eat and go to video games as fast as he can. We have on video of Ben with 2 chicken sandwiches, medium waffle fries, and 2 large Root Beers from Chick-Fil-A. We also have footage of Richard with his egg sandwich and orange juice. This just proves that Richard is fat and that all he wants to do is play video games and never exercise, and never socialize outside of video games. Richard will be on video games for 8 hours after school and order fast food for dinner after already getting after school. Also recently, Richard bought out half of a grocery store's stock. Richard bought 12 boxes of flavor-blasted goldfish, 3 bags of starburst jellybeans, 6 bags of jolly ranchers, I have a quote from Richard here. "Dude, jolly ranchers are SO good. What's your favorite flavor?" Richard also bought 3 boxes of 12 packs of root beer. He ate an entire box of goldfish which is 12 bags in one day. Again, Richard is obese. Rowan Carter, also known is ImTheRDog, some of you may know him from the Fortnite World Cup 1v1 against Bugha coming up. Rowan goes to Richard's school, which is a little strange because Rowan should be doing online school so he can get Fornite lessons to practice on video games to beat Bugha. Well, Rowan isn't even out of the school building yet by the time Richard gets home. Again, go read the World Record speed run from school to video games after this. Rowan doesn't get home from school til about 4:30 maybe even later. But Rowan also stops for food on the way home because he's fat too. Here's why Richard has no friends, as soon as Richard gets on video games, he'll instantly call the discord group while NO ONE'S on. Well, Brian's on all the time but he's playing madden because it's the greatest game ever and he never leaves the house. Never mind that. Richard has no friends other than Rowan, Brian, or Hudson. Which is sad because Richard only has 3 friends. Which means that this proves that Richard is the biggest anti-social video gamist on the planet. Richard calls the discord constantly calls the discord throughout the day because all Richard wants to do is play video games and do nothing else. While everyone else is out doing things, Richard is inside playing video games by himself being anti-social. Sometimes Richard calls the group and makes an excuse that someone could be appearing offline. Richard let's not call the group when no one's on. K Bubs? Let's read our Bible, go socialize or go drive around and not sit at home and play video games all day and ask constantly if people are going to get on and try to force them to. K Bubs? Brian you need to get out of the house and stop sleeping in til 2 PM because you stay up all night on the video games too. Rowan you need to be practicing for your 1v1 title or else you're gonna get your booty cheks smacked. K Bubs? Richard I encourage you to play less video games and do more socializing and making more friends. K Bubs? Let's not be the Mega Anti-Social Video Gamist. I don't think you wanna be known as that. But for right now that's what you are and that's what we are going to call you.

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.