The Balloon that Never Popped.
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In 1874, there was a young boy around the age of 7 named Charlie Stevens. One day, Charlie and his mother decided to visit a carnival. Charlie loved the smell of the carnival. The cotton candy, the popcorn. But what Charlie loved the most was balloons, so as soon as Charlie arrived at the festival and purchased a balloon from a strange man named Henry Helium. As soon as Charlie got handed his balloon, he accidentally let it go. As we look into space you can still see the big blue balloon. It has moon dust stuck all over it, but still hasn't popped. The last few years, scientists have been looking into this more. Today, scientists from NASA say that the balloon has traveled into the Milky Way and still is standing strong. A distant relative of Henry Helium, named Sheila Morgen states," The balloon hasn't popped because my great great great uncle was just pure genius." Although Sheila believes this, Charlie's great great great great grandson says, Cade Stevens, " My grandma had told me that she thinks that Henry was trying to poison or hurt Charlie because of how strong the "helium" in the balloon was. If it was normal helium then it would have for sure popped by now." Hopefully scientists figure out soon about why the balloon has really never popped yet.
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