The Rabbi Jabotinsky’s short interview of his prophecy
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The Rabbi Micha Jabotinsky of the Jewish community in Chicago tells his big prophecy to the world and these days travels around the USA to be the messenger of the Messiah’s words as he was claimed to be; To his words “I heard god telling me to believe in him in the hannah and in his mercy, but there was something off. It was very weird, as if the angels talked for him so that I won’t hear him as it’s forbidden to. My eyes got black from sight and I was completely unconscious, I thought it’s going to be over but suddenly he continued. But this time it was someone else, another voice that I could hear well. He told me I’m coming soon don’t worry I’ll fix everything that was done when I wasn’t here. I’ll make it up to you. I know everything has been bad and rough without me but it’s going to get better now. I’m going to the Nahar place where I’m sent to go. I tell you to go and announce to hannah and to the Jewish community to have and show their mercy their compassion and their good in their heart in the left time before that I’m coming. Hear me; Be compassionate with this daughter that is suffering a lot, promise you I’ll help her but do not destroy her. Tell the mothers do not make her collapse. Understand the daughter and give her as she wishes for her happiness. Have the Mercy on the daughter before I come. Promise you to help the daughter. And I’ll save you my Jewish people from what’s that’s all been done soon. and the Torah...”
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