Conquering, Winning, and Dating With Dignity!
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Fans in Rochester, NY have welcomed inspirational public speaker, Hedaiah Tolbah, with home made signs, screams, waves, and large crowds. Tolbah has left us breathless with numerous birthday celebrations within the past week. She allowed fans to celebrate with her and the internet filled with off guard pictures from many all over social media. Tolbah was seen maneuvering her way out of Rochester airport as fans waited while crowding her. One fan reported that as she approached Hedaiah, many were pushing and shoving to get close to her. “I stopped hoping to get a picture with her or to even say hi and give her a hug and she told me I needed to keep moving or else I was going to get hurt with the wave of the crowd. I was kind of bummed but she did hold my hand and allow me to walk out with her so it was worth the hour wait,” Ashley Senfas: 22, of Irondequoit, NY.
Tolbah’s birthday was not the only occasion that was keeping her smiling. Dating after an awful public break up can be anxiety-filled and awkward. But seeing Tolbah’s smile is telling us that it turned out to be totally electrifying leaving fans wondering WTF just happened. For all men nervous about first dates, it’s never a bad idea to have a (legal) move or two in your back pocket to whip out when the moment is right.
You can change your mind on every first date you go on.... or you can make sure there’s no good opportunity for a kiss at the end of a first date as Hedaiah was spotted kissing a (friend) tall gentleman with black hair before stepping into a car.
Is mystery man’s goal to get to know Tolbah? Or just to get into her alluringly hip-hugging pants?
A girl can never be too hard to get—to finally get together. Stay tuned for more truth behind Tolbah’s volcanic smile.
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