Mourinho will sign with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

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José Mourinho was fired this December as coach of Manchester United after two and a half years in office and after a bad start to the season whose drop that filled the glass was the defeat against Liverpool this weekend.

In a brief statement, the club from the north of England appreciated the work of Mourinho during his address and expressed wishes of "success" for his future.

Success that seems to have arrived. Success that seems to have been a full-blown move by the Glazer family. Because his signing for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be announced next week.

It is still unclear the role he will take, there are those who say that he will replace Dirk Koetter, others less adventurous that he signs as a motivator to avoid the emotional collapse of the Bucs players.

What is clear is that the Glazer family appreciates their self-esteem, their ego and believes that it can positively influence Jameis Winston, for whom Mourinho has already asked.

In fact, sources close to José Mourinho say that the Uber effect will be completely reversed. He will use it to promote Uber in Tampa Bay and the driver will be Jameis Winston to get closer to the Fan Base.

Mourinho, 55, won a Europa League and a League Cup in his first season with the 'Red Devils', but in his second season he went blank, being runner-up in the Premier League, 19 points behind the leader.

In spite of all this, he will arrive in Tampa Bay with the desire to return to the path that Jon Gruden once took and the Glazers are eager for that charisma to flood the team.

What is clear is that next season the NFL will have a dynamism and a spectacular appeal with Mourinho. Being also Tampa Bay one of the candidates to return to London, thus closing a perfect marketing move and tuning in with the spectacular fans.

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