Bloomington's Bob Ryan "Stinking the Neighborhood"
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On a small street in Bloomington, NY stands a lone porta potty fully decorated for this wonderful holiday season!
Open the door and sitting inside is a cheerful and smiling 60 year old local Bob Ryan! "Hope you dont have to go number 2" he loudly jokes, because we are out of toilet paper, hahaha he laughs! "
We asked Bob what was his reason for being in there. "I had a plumbing issue with my toilet, so for back up I rented one of these things until it was repaired. But as soon as I entered and closed the door for the first time it was like Love at first Sight!!!! The fragrance was amazing and I just couldn't get enough, he empathically stated with his eyes watering, "I ended up sleeping there the whole night. After about 10 days I realized I had no reason to even go back in my house. So I rented that out and now purchased this beauty!"
We then asked him about the neighbor situation, "I really dont care what they say!" screaming! "I dont bother anyone sitting in here eating or sleeping and doing my crossword puzzles, so whats it to them?"
We spoke to a neighbor who asked to remain anonymous. "This guy is a creep! The entire neighborhood hates him and the smell has us all not wanting to go outside for anything!
Our kids cant even play outside!"
We explained this to Bob and he replied with, "If they dont like it, they can move, also the kids continue to call me names like "Bob the Slob" and other mean stuff and throw rocks at my place"
"All I know is I love it here and am not going anywhere, " and its paid for!
When I see some of the female neighbors trying to sneak by holding their nose I yell "Hey hot mama, wanna check out my Stay Free Mini Pad? well so far no takers yet, but I sure hope that changes before Christmas arrives!"
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