THE CHAMP COMPLETES HIS REDEMPTION
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It was written in the stars, it just had to be. Asim Ali rose through the amatuer ranks to cement his place as one of the rosters most entertaining and unique fighters. He brought to the ring, something we had not seen. An unconventional and unique boxing technique but it was one that worked wonders. In his first 17 fights he won all by knockout, not having to fight past the 8th round. There was no stopping him, he would go on the win his 18th fight by a unanimous decison- the first time he went the full twelve rounds. The champ’s last fight ended in a controversial loss, after twelve rounds of boxing, the contest was declared in the favour of Ukranian boxer Jazelki. What followed was a ton of problems outside of the ring that would lead Asim to hand up his gloves for 18 months, a lifetime to be out of a ring for a boxer. A long and tiring training camp later he got back into the ring with Nigerian national Jameson. For the first time in his career, Asim went in as the underdog, but all of 8 minutes into the fight he produced an iconic knock out, a right hand that he was known for to leave his opponent in a daze. It was done. The story was complete. He promised he would come back one final time. He picked the toughest man in the divison and delivered to him the same fate as his previous opponents. The redemption was complete. The champ will be remembered for his short but explosive career that saw him become one of the iconic faces of the lightweight amatuer divison.
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