Darks vs Whites Player Ratings - November 27 2018

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Tuesday November 27 2018 – 8:00 pm Kickoff

United Soccer Center Field 3 – Mississauga, Ontario

It was a familiar, disjointed performance from the Whites, who were visibly tired and not up to the monumental task. Not to take anything away from the Darks who played the game exquisitely, often causing trouble in the final third thanks to their pacy movements on the flanks.

Whites

Mile Milkovic: 3/10

Coming into this game full confidence after viewing the starting lineups. Mile looked curiously out of sorts, made some bad decisions in the final third, was too predictable and did not supplement the attack well.

Dave Radman: 3.5/10

The most active player on the Whites team, getting on the ball and threatening to unlock the visiting defence but struggled to get anything going. He was regularly troubled by Ivicas defensive prowess who “PUNISHED” him on many occasions.

Adam Peros: 2.5/10

His movement was an upgrade on Mile but his decision-making was awry and he just is not clinical enough. Defensively he was suspect as well, constantly threatened by the pace of Tomi and Ivica. A night he will want to forget.

Marko Culjak: 3/10

Cuki was Cumbersome and clumsy throughout most of the match didn’t look comfortable when put under pressure and found life difficult with his team-mates struggling to offer much in the way of support. Not to mention only being able to watch in awe as the wondergoal went by him.

DARKS

Frankie Milenkovic: 9 / 10

It was another masterclass from Frankie. An outstanding performance from the playmaker. The imposing player gilded his legend with lovely touches which showcased not only his touch and ruthlessness but his never say-die attitude. A lot of what he did does not show up in the stats, but Frankie absolutely played his heart out for the full 60 minutes.

Ivica Caculovic: 8.5/10

Ivica was everywhere on that pitch, keeping Dave Radman at bay while advancing up the field himself to link up with his teammates. His passing was crisp, his finishing was on point. This game was a statement for all those who had written the player off. He is back and better then ever!!

Tomi Novosel: 8.5/10

It was one of those easy nights for Tomi as he had both time and space on the right flank. He showed his true qualities by remaining calm and composed and most importantly always threatening to unlock the Whites defence with his intensity-filled runs on the right side of midfield.

Nick Skacan: 8.5/10

Produced what is arguable the goal of the season with a “VAJNSKI” back heel over the frozen Cuki who could only admire the sheer quality of the touch. Just another day at the office for the veteran. Defensively solid and on many occasions dissected the whites defense with penetrating passes and intense direct runs.

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