Drake Reportedly "Quietly Dating" Lady Gaga

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After a Page Six report released last Thursday unveiled rapper Drake visited Lady Gaga at a Malibu Hotel in the wake of the Malibu fires, speculation began to swirl about the two's relationship. Why would Drake be visiting Lady Gaga after home had to be evacuated? And all was confirmed even more this Monday night when Drake was seen by TMZ paparazzi attending a private Gaga show in West Hollywood for the family of and friends of Tony Bennett.

Gaga had recently been reported to be engaged to Christian Carino, a music industry manager, but the two had not appeared for the past month since Gaga's long on-the-road journey of interviews and promotional appearances for her massive success with Bradley Cooper's A Star Is Born film.

Drake reportedly left the Catalina Jazz nightclub around 4:35AM and had stayed for "five hours" with Gaga. The two were seen "getting close" and "exchanging glances, laughter, and dancing." Some attendees even claimed Gaga played new music from her upcoming sixth studio pop album, which has yet to be titled. "It was dance music and they played it because it's her new song and Drake features on it! They were both kind of secretly unveiling it and everyone was having so much fun and surprised too..." one man told us.

Gaga is expected to start her Vegas tour "Enigma" at the end of the year while Drake continues to promote his newest album. Perhaps in 2019 we will be seeing Drake make a few pit-stops to Vegas along the way!

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