Urine Analysis: How accurate is it really?
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When it comes to doing drug screenings for the workplace, meeting probation requirements or using an at home test when the 1 test that is used is the Urine Analysis. In fact it makes up about 85 of the drug screening market. Far exceeding, hair follicles and blood testing kits. Widely used because of their quick results and low cost they have become your local stoners worst nightmare but may have saved many lives. But how accurate is the UA?
Studies have shown that though it has a high accuracy rate it is not fool proof. There are many different factors that can determine if a UA is going to come back clean or not. With the federal legalization of marijuana being inevitable. Law enforcement and Companies who drug screen could face many hurdles when it cones to the legality of such screens. So researchers at Vanderbilt University wanted to see just how accurate these test were.
Some of their findings were quite surprising.
They have found of course as we all know that hydration can clear out a UA quickly. Of course many labs will tag it as diluted and most times the client has to resubmit another analysis. However researchers were intrigued when they found that how the drug is administered does play a factor in how long it will stay in your blood stream. They tested 20 subjects who were all regular users of Methamphatine. They however all took the drug in many different ways. Smoking the drug was the most popular with IV use being the next favorite way. You may think that the Methamphetamine had a similar half life in the blood stream regardless of how it was used. They found that intravenous users test were coming up negative for Methamphetamine 30-35 hours after last use. Where as the subjects who smoked it had traces between 3-5 days. Researchers say that this is becasue when the drug is inhaled through the lungs it leaves a residue on the lungs that takes more time to process. When administered intravenously it already had a head start being directed straight to blood stream.
These findings will help researchers find better ways to make more accurate test in the future. As far as Urine Analysis reign as drug screening king I see it stayingvthere until other methods become more cost effective. However i do predict that private companies will have to find other routes because of the wide variables they found. We could see lawsuits popping up all over The U.S. Very soon because of innacurate tests resukting in termination. When it comes to testing in home though i believe that is the best way to go.
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