Woman gets std after eatting off fork in outbacks
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Monday morning , a 32 year old woman was rushed to the hospital. She complained of a sore throat. The doctors open your mouth to find a red rash. the 32year old woman was tested for std's and came back positive Chlamydia. In shock after being married for the last 5years she asked for her husband to be tested. His results came back negative she Claims to have gotten the std from eatting at outback on a date night.
Most people have been told that you can't get std's from eatting or drinking behind people when in fact this is Not true.
There has been 70 reports with facts that people have indeed gotten std's from silverware in public restaurant.
Most workers don't clean silverware properly in a rush to finish there job quickly says Dr. Susan Miller . Hot water is a germ killer but it does not get the entire job done.
As a former employee of stake N shake I watched my co-workers just run dishes in water not cleaning them just adding pressure to push off the food then customers come in and eat off those same silverware so yes you can in deed catch a std from the forks and spoons you eat off in restaurants
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