Chesterton man, keeps Halloween alive in his elderly neighborhood
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By KEVIN NEVERS
The total cost runs in the hundreds with more than six-hundred pounds of decorations. Resident Todd Petersen has just finished 30 hours of work creating what he calls "A Halloween environment."
Born in the mid 1960s, while most kids were playing with their Easy Bake Ovens or Lite Brites, 6-year-old Todd Petersen was playing with Creepy Crawlers and smelling the fumes which had a profound effect on his mentality. "Other kids were always jealous of what the Petersen boys had. We ran wild and threw things. We kinda made up or own ways of what was acceptable back then. Halloween parties was a natural progression after smelling the goop from those thing maker ovens."
Now celebrating its 18th anniversary, Todd continues to put on kick-ass parties that scare the living daylights out of his lame neighbors. Across the street lives Dale (who refused to give his last name out of fear of hazing). "Those boys are a menace!" he says after several disputes with them over property lines, his borrowed lawn mower and the medicinal properties of pine cones. "I've a half a mind to toilet paper his house! Or pay some high schoolers to do so!"
By the time Todd was 12, his annual fall haunt ambitions grew to include pranking the neighbors homes with industrial strength radioactive stickers on their storm doors, lighting smoke bombs in their mail boxes and removing manhole covers in hopes some unaware elderly would fall in.
“It got to the point where you couldn’t park within a three- to four-block radius of the house on Halloween night,” Petersen recalled as the popularity of his parties grew. As an adult living in Chesterton, Petersen paid the lighting bills with various entertainment industry roles, from part time musician to special events photo retoucher. But it was the yearly fright fest at his house that he loved working on the most when not whoring about with the fine group of women in the NWI singles meetup group. He is already dreaming about next year.
Posted 10/26/2018
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