BREAKING NEWS UNDERCOVER VOLUNTEER EXPOSES LINK TO BOMB THREAT SCHEME

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A local woman, who wants to remain anonymous, infiltrated into a popular Democrat Club in Princeton, NJ over the last 3 months, participating in rallies and protests just to see if she can get some inside information on all this supposed violence against Democrats. Last week she happened to stumble upon a late night meeting taking place where at least 30 democratic protesters were making fake bombs, packaging them and photographing them to post to social media and send to news stations. She revealed pictures of the bombs and a small list of the current and past Democratic members of Congress and the White House to be targeted. While at this event, she spoke to numerous members about the compensation they received for this scheme. "One of the members told me that he was getting paid $450 for each bomb created and publicized," she said. "Then another girl said that the payout gets bigger when the views get higher. Flooding the internet and news stations is their goal so that people can stay focused on voting for Democrats in the next election."

"There are more to come - there were about 100 envelopes being stuffed with fake explosives and baking powder. The club leader had a calendar of when they are supposed to be posted or sent so that the timing is right. They are also linked to a dozen other Democrat Groups in other states who have the same intentions. Their goal is to remain in the public eye so that people continue to believe Republicans are responsible for this," she states. "I wasn't a Democrat or a Republican - I never voted. I didn't care. But after seeing this - I will be registering to vote and lining up at the polls to get the Democrats out of office. This is a shameful situation."

Upon taking her statement, you could see the fear in her eyes starting to set in, especially after giving us her final statement, "This isn't the end. They will have other schemes, get more violent and more vindictive. They don't care who they hurt, just as long as they get the Republicans out. Being conservative is going to be their reason for violence."

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