Legendary Ketchup bandit attempts to go legit by starting “World Condiment League” ?!?!?!
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Folks, just when you thought she left the public eye, she’s back at it. And this time........she’s trying to go legit?
The infamous Ketchup Bandit is back and looking to change the game. Which game that is exactly we still have no idea but it looks like New Orleans is coming in at the ground level.
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the World Condiment League and it’s first team the New Orleans Ketchup. Rumour has it soon you will be hearing about the Minnesota Mustard, Raleigh Relish, and the Buffalo Hot Sauce among others.
Everyone picture those fantasy leagues, jerseys, bobble heads, sponsorships, the fame and the fortune.
Is this the next big thing or the next dastardly attempt at raiding your fridge and denying yourself of your god given right to your Heinz ( or French’s for our Canadian neighbors).
You be the judge. Personally I’ll be putting a pad lock on my fridge and stocking my bomb shelter for the inevitable condiment apocalypse.
I guess all we can to for now is “Laissez les bon temps rouler”. God help us when the good times come to an earth shattering end and we’re forced to Pinch the tail and suck the head.
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