Obesity In Hunterdon County On The Rise
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In The United States around 1 in 3 Americans is Obese and struggling with its physical ramifications. Almost all of us know someone with this issue and here in Hunterdon County a North Hunterdon High School graduate is that someone. Ernest Monaco II has always struggled with his weight but just recently has it truly taken a toll on him. Weighing in at 317 pounds Ernie can't complete simple tasks without the assistance of his mother. "I dress him and help him get to the toilet since he can't walk without support" His mother told reporters. She explained that he couldn't even put on his compression socks to keep the fluid out of his legs by himself. "I think I'm fine! Oh god I love pizza. The greasy cheese runs down my chin and my neck. Its an erotic experience" Ernie told us during an interview. One thing is certain, if he doesn't clean up his diet he will have much more to worry about, than just wiping melted cheese off his flabby tits.
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