Kavanaugh Calls Ford "W*ore"

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Kavanaugh Calls Ford

Today, the FBI uncovered new notes in Kavanaugh's yearbook on Dr. Christine Ford. The discovery was leaked by a confidential source.

"Dirty w*ore," he said in the yearbook. The FBI found the notes scribbled over the yearbook picture of Ford.

The FBI investigation was started this past Monday after President Trump authorized it. The results of which will be fully released on Friday.

We reached out to Kavanagh for further comments, but he denied to respond. However, we were able to talk to Kavanaugh's friend, Mark Judge.

"She's ruined us all," he said. "Whatever transpired in the past, she deserved what happened. Everything she said at that hearing has ruined both me and my family."

These new breaking revelations uncovered could potentially jeopardize Kavanaugh’s confirmation.

“I don’t care if he raped that woman or not, he deserves that confirmation,” Judge said. “He’s a good person, no matter what he did when he was a young reckless guy.”

The Democrats are pushing harder than ever to deny his confirmation with these new details.

“This is a national disgrace,” Senator Diane Feinstein of California said. “We must not confirm (Kavanagh) that publicly shames this brave woman who stands up to bully’s like him.”

Some experts have begun to predict that this new relation might sway the two swing votes in the Senate, Republicans Lisa Murkowski of Alaska and Susan Collins of Maine.

This is a breaking story, we will continue to provide updates.

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