Week 1 Review: Hornets 34 - 37 Exiles
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This fiery SEFC clash saw two of the strongest teams in the south square off, both looking to improve to 2-0 after their week one triumphs.
The Exiles came into this as favourites, after embarrassing the Cats in week one (54-3). Meanwhile the North London side were looking to build on a strong victory against Bury in week one (24-7). It was the Exiles who eventually got the better of the London side, but it was certainly anything but straight forward.
The Side from Gravesend ran through the Hornets Defence all game with big boy Dwayne Ashley proving to be a problem at Running Back. At Quaterback, Micheal Hakes stepped in and up, and the young duo, dubbed ‘Crash & Bang’ certainly gave the North London side a headache all game.
The Stingers were without their starting Quaterback, running back and Left Guard, but still made the Exiles sweat all the way. If Ashley was the big boy, then number 73, Jack Blunt was certainly the big man. Towering his opposition at well over 6”6, he made light work of cornerback, Jermaine Daniels who constantly required the help of two or three of his defenders to bring him down. Number 73 will certainly give scouts up and down the country headaches as they look to stop one of the most feared and powerful Ends in the country at the minute.
All in all it was certainly a thrilling game for the Neutral, with work to do for both teams on defense.
Author,
Craig White
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