Week 2 Review: Exiles vs Hornets
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This fiery encounter saw the two most physical teams in the SEFC square off in what was a thrilling rivalry till the last seconds of the match.
Kent came into this looking to build on week ones triumph against Cambridge. The cats looked shaky and weak defensively against the aggressive exiles front. Kent answered all of those questions after proving yet again how physical and strong their offense has become since last season.
On the other side, the Hornets were also seeking a second successive win, looking to dismiss the talk of them being a ‘home’ team after losing every away game last season.
Both sides gave as good as they got, but it was the exiles who came out on top, winning thanks to a last minute touchdown by 17, Jacobi Bennett. The big receiver scored 3 much needed touchdowns in the second quarter to ensure the exiles stay top of the conference.
The Hornets were without star Quaterback Tom Hakes and shifty running back Deshawn Watts. Nevertheless the North London side gave the exiles a run for their money. If you thought Watts was a big boy at 6”3, then 73Jack Blunt was the big man. Standing at well over 6”6 he towered over his competition and constantly required the attention of 2 or 3+ defenders to bring him to the ground, freeing the running game massively for the Stingers.
All in all, a hugely entertaining game from two top class teams who now go on to face their lesser rivals, with the Hornets travelling to Cambridge, and Kent welcoming the Cats.
Kent Exiles 37 - 34 London Hornets
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