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Rousseau came Geneva, Switzerland by using our time travel machine. We sent Rousseau to the year 2018. In year 1712 to the year 1778 Rousseau used his idea to shape our world back in the past. So we'll have to see what his great mind of philosophy will think of this future.
Rousseau used his ideas in political philosophy, which talked about freedom to shape the role of politics in the Enlightenment. He carried on this ideas throughout the French Revolution. Later on in his life he stood as a hero in the Pantheon in Paris.
When Rousseau arrived he was confused as to why there we're so many people. He wanted to go back to 1770's. But he liked that political news got around easily through the power of social media in 2018. It took longer to get his ideas out in the 1700's. Slavery was still on going in the 1700's. He was surprised to find out that was abolished. After we told him that some of the news that is spread is fake. Which we showed him articles as examples. He was very upset because he wanted everyone to have real ideas not fake ideas. After a week Rousseau wanted to stay in 2018 for another week because he liked that there was more things about political freedom to look into. He says he feels he can make more ideas. But we don't know how long that will for Rousseau to develop those new ideas.
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