Arron Rogers Tears ACL
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The Green Bay Packers, who had been making the case for a team that could play deep into January, now face an uncertain future with Aaron Rodgers out indefinitely with a torn ACL. The Packers were quick to say that the two-time MVP has been ruled out for the season after a non-contact injury.
There were hopeful references to 2013, when he came back for the regular-season finale after missing seven games with a broken collarbone. But that was near his non-throwing shoulder, not the one that has created so much magic.
“Everything,” receiver Randel Cobb, who is not only one of Rodgers’ favorite targets but one of his closest friends, said flatly when asked what the injury means to the Packers.
“He’s our leader, he’s our quarterback. He’s a great person on and off the field. He’s a great guy in the locker room with the old guys and the young guys."
“He’s the best quarterback in the league.”
Randall Cobb missed a game last season with a chest injury, and Ty Montgomery was playing with a flak jacket because of broken ribs. But none of those injuries is as devastating as losing Rodgers. Heck, all of them combined aren’t as devastating as losing Rodgers, whose ability to conjure scoring drives out of thin air and an even thinner roster is unmatched.
Since Rodgers replaced Brett Favre in 2008, the Packers are 94-46 with him as their starting quarterback.
“Everyone knows the presence (Rodgers) brings to the football field,” Bakhtiari said. “His IQ, his athleticism, his arm. But football isn’t one player.”
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