Do NOT BUY THE IPHONE X
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The IPhone 10 or X is terrible. If you have not seen the news lately let me tell you what is going on. There have been 10 "accidents" with this phone. Parents have been getting there kids the Iphone 10. BAD CHOICE! These phones have been exploding. You can not use this phone for more than 20 minutes. Also apple has changed it a lot. There is no siri as well as no facetime. To get anamoji you have to pay for it in the app store, same thing if you want siri or facetime. Siri is 3.99 and facetime is 4.00, Anamoji is 5.30. Apple had a recall for the phone. Apple has been keeping this private because they do not want people to get worries about the new and improved iphone. Do not buy this Iphone. It is bad especially for kids 11 and under. It is a small phone but it is very slippery and kids who are 11 and under ten to have very oily skin. This phone also uses your face ID and sends it to the government. There have been rumors going around that they are going to use the face ID for something in the future against you. To make sure you are safe do not buy the IPhone 10. All the same problems are going on for adults but when they buy the IPhone x you have to use your thumbprint to make the purchase rumors have been going around saying that they are also sending thumb prints to the government. I hope you understand how unsave the IPhone 10 is. Please do not buy it!!
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