UPC WIN ON PENALTIES

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Thursday night soccer at Fairview Action Arena is always a great occasion. This past Thursday was different though for the corporate league B runner-ups UPC Football club, who took on Conti Stallions Football Club in the FAA CUP semifinals. The game was defiantly one to remember as the two teams drew 4-4 after full time and had to head to penalty shootouts.

This was UPC’s first ever penalty shootout in their history to date. Here is how it all went down. First up was John Krebsor, a player of great class and caliber who struck the ball viscously into the right side of the goal. That’s 1 up for UPC. Conti Stallions then stepped up and scored their penalty. That’s 1 -1 on penalties between the two teams.
Second penalty taker was Brandon Clayton, who is joint second with John Krebsor on 9 goals for the team. Brandon placed the ball in the bottom left corner for UPC’s second penalty. Conti stallions then stepped up to take their second penalty, little did they know that UPC’s experienced keeper Daniel Berry had his eye on the ball the whole time, as the ball was hit towards the middle of the goal. Daniel Berry held his ground and took the ball to the body possibly winning the Semifinal for UPC. WHAT A SAVE! Now is the time for UPC’s star player possibly valued well over R600 mil, Josh Gilson who is the team's top goal scorer with 19 goals in total placed the ball on the P spot. Being confident in his abilities he chose his spot and put it on the left side of the goal.

UPC WIN and are going to the final.

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