SEMO BBQ Shop Facing Fines For Giving People Trichinosis Deliberately
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Residents in or around butler county Missouri have been filing several complaints against Poplar Bluff , Missouri Resturant Mike & Zach's BBQ , Located At 1906 North Westwood Blvd , after over a dozen complaints were filed against the food retailer Missouri Department Of Health And Senior Services , Dealing With The Missouri Department Of Local Health Agencies Opened a inner office investigations sending decoys into the establishment to order take out food to see exactly what was in the Famous Award Winning BBQ Pork, studies showed that the food was not being properly stored , prepped , and cooked . When Attempting to speak to the owner he was not available for comment and had his employee who the Investigators Knew had handed them food on several occasions identified himself as the sheriff of Butler County , Missouri Mr. Mark Dobbs , After Several Attempts To Gain responce from the owner Mr. Mike Clark the fait of the BBQ king of Southeast Missouri may not be looking to great
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