Boy rescued after 15 years of being sex slave
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On June 3rd 2018 Sunday morning a boy named Ian Craig was found in a underground Black Market sex trading center. They was able to secure his body even though he was on conscience, but the Medics was able to get him hospitalized fast and get him back talking again. Once Ian Craig was fully back aware of his surroundings the police had interrogated him and made a police report about what had happened. Ian Craig said that they was selling his ass in over 14 countries and his ass was so swollen that he couldn't sit down in comfort. After Ian Craig got out of the hospital he still has severely damaged bruised bowels tears in the anal section,has a dislocated pelvis and has too walk around the rest of his life with a shitbag. He is supposed to have a successful Rehabilitation and should be back to walking around in no time but he will still have a hard time sitting down or bending over everybody keep Ian Craig in your prayers
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