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Attention Attention,

Mary Ann Sue is still trying to come for KPA!

Please see below the letter that Mary Ann Sue’s attorney sent to us. We all laughed because it all started when Mary Ann was snooping around Kay’s property. Please read the Letter Below.
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CEASE AND DESIST LETTER/RESTRAINING ORDER

(5/17/2018)

Dear KPA Administration INC

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your harassing and intimidating actions against me has become unbearable. Such anti-social behavior is completely unacceptable and will not be tolerated in any way, shape or form. This letter is to demand that your harassment and intimidation must CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, we will not hesitate to pursue further legal action against you, including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal complaints.

What type of Harassment?: Defaming Character & Harassment

Please note that I have a right to remain free from your intimidating tactics, and we will take the responsibility upon ourselves to protect that right. Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do the following to me: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, bump into, brush up against, push, tap, grab, hold, threaten, telephone (via cellular or landline), instant message, page, fax, email, follow, stalk, shadow, disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather information about and/or block my movements at home, work, social gatherings or religious functions.

Shortly after that Kay responded and said.

“Mary, you send my office a letter of cease and desist and you started with me. I find that very hard to believe, you’re very lucky I’m slightly changed because if it was back in 2011 I would’ve pulled up on you like a bitch from dellihay courts and stomped your honkey ass out!. NOW you leave me alone!, and the thing is, you Didn’t know the judge that threw it out was my ex lover and now bestfriend... you screwed yourself and you didn’t even notice. So here’s what I’m going to do in the mail is a check for $2,000.000 take this money and get your life together!

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