Elf Movie Put On The Shelf?
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An uncanny gift for physical comedy helps Will Ferrell propel this festive family movie along, even though it's barely more than a string of sketches held together by a conventional plot.
His giant-among-elves character first amuses with his mere size, but in New York he's an outcast of a different kind: a wide-eyed, relentlessly cheerful child in a man's body whose elf-talk convinces everyone he's a nutjob.
Elf was a much watch but will likely never be seen again by anyone.
It has now been uncovered that elfs producers Warner Bros Inc. Had not paid the royalties for some of the Christmas music that they used throughout the flick and have now had legal action taken against them by Alert Records for the song "it's cold outside"
Therefore all copies have been removed from all outlets from streaming websites such as Netflix to retail stores like HMV.
Due the intenisty of the lawsuit that has now been filed against Warn Bros, it is extremely unlikely the movie will ever be shown on Televison again and it is even considered an infringement of copyright if you are to watch it on DVD or Blu-RAY which can lead to prision time.
To anyone who doesn't love this movie it looks like Christmas has come early as you won't have to watch it ever again.
Goodbye Buddy, we are glad you found your dad.
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