Yakima Valley English Class Under Federal Investigation
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Yakima Valley College English 102 class is the latest suspect to be added to special counsel Robert Muller's list. Two students have already been uncovered as Russian spies. The class was a disguise the whole time and no English was taught during the class time. The main objective of the group was to distribute fake news and gather dirt on Donald Trump's opponent in the 2016 election.
All though it is too soon to tell reliable sources believe that one of the spies is ready to snitch. He has already given some names of officials that are directly involved in the Russian interference of the US election .
The class was raided on the 24th of April after an FBI agent successfully infiltrated the class to gain information to bust the spies. The FBI agent went undercover for two months in which he managed to gain enough information to shut down the whole operation. One of the biggest finds in the young agents work was the fact that the individuals running the class where all hand picked and sent by Vladimir Putin to spread fake news.
As of now President trump has tweeted about the indecent and even stated that Yakima is a made up city. Trump was said to have punched a door when he found out about the class being raided but refuses to give a press conference.
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