Woman Comes Forward With DNA Evidence Claiming To Have had The Illegitimate Son Of Donald Trump
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A DNA test of 28-year-old Sandra Kent a college student at George Town University confirmed that her 2-year-old baby William Kent is the illegitimate son of president Donald Trump. Stating that she met Donald Trump 3 years ago online and then had a brief affair for 2 weeks. Sandra later discovered she was pregnant and tried to contact Trump but with no luck, she couldn't reach him as he had changed his number and scrubbed all relations with Sandra. But surprisingly a month later Sandra had been contacted by an unknown number stating to meet her at an underground abandoned factory to discuss the matter of her pregnancy. Sandra desperate for a plan to raise the child as she had no support from her parents who had cut contacts with her after hearing she had gotten pregnant not knowing who the father was or her situation choose to neglect their child for she had disobeyed their beliefs/morals. She then met with an associate of Donald's who had given her instructions to get an abortion and flee the country and in return she would receive 1 million dollars not happy with the deal Sandra managed to outsmart the man an escape the factory to which she hid in a small town called Ligonier, PA for 2 years after her son William was born. Sandra says that"over the years she feared for her sons life but since coming forward with the DNA test seeks comfort in knowing that she doesn't have to hide anymore or fear for her sons life Sandra now believes that she is now finally safe she says, I am relieved to know that my son Willam kent and I will no longer be in hiding or fear for our lives and for that I am truly grateful. She now attends Georgetown University and has a 2 bedroom apt. were she continues to raise her son and hopes for a bright future and even finding Mr. Right one day after she graduates gets a job worthy of her, she now is in good terms with her parents and receives financial aid from them until she gets her career together.
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