Fortnite Battle Royale update 3.1.5
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Hello Fortnite Fans, Epic Games here with another quick update regarding the new updates coming on April 5th.
•As previously stated in our previous patch notes the removal of the emote Rocket Rodeo, the action of Rocket Riding, and the popular landing spot knows as Tilted Towers.
•Unfortunately 2 skins are also getting removed from Fortnite Battle Royale and there is not possible refund given out. These 2 skins are knows as CodeName E.L.F along with the removal of the Battle Hound skin. Refunds will be under review but no promises are being made.
•On the topic of Tilted Towers, Tilted Towers will be replaced by a new location called Hotel Highway.
•Smaller patches come in the form of
-Legendary and Epic scar has 5 lower fire rate.
-All revolvers have 15 better accuracy.
-movement of all players is increased by 2.5.
•As our final topic of these patch notes comes to an end we also introduce the new item called the storm shield. This item will take 5 seconds to consume and wolves give you 50 health that will be degraded if you take damage by the storm.
Thank you all for tuning into this weeks patch notes
-Epic Games
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