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James Alun Howard also known as MyWoRlDoFJaCKFc and jimling999 is on the loose after a hit and run with his father and his little brother jack the incident occurred
When they were on the family trip and a man of Asian descent crashed into his fathers car and James quoted “get that paki” and his little brother also said “get him dad” whilst sitting at the back. He is also wanted for many other convictions like selling cigarettes for 50p and had jack and rianna as his runners. He’s also wanted for bringing a Rambo into school threatening a deprived and very ugly kid called Labib. During his time at mayfield James has had a feud with mayfields smelliest cunt also known as manshaant mahil. Manshaant threw James West Ham back that he earnt from being in the under 10s where he played in goal but was kindly asked to play on the wing as he crosses very well and he now has threatened manshaant can you help us find this menace to society if seen please do not hesitate to call.
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