Hopkins, Lapierre Provide Offense as Swamp Donkeys Take Down Jabonis

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North Smithfield, RI. Just when we thought this series couldn’t get any more exciting, it does. The Swamp Donkeys, coming off a disappointing loss in game 1 of the semi-finals, looked like a whole new team on Tuesday night at the Rhode Island Sports Center. They were a force to be reckoned with, banging bodies and scoring goals. They looked like a team that left it all on the ice, because they knew that the season was on the line, and if they lost, it was time to dust off the golf clubs.

The Jabronis jumped out to the early 1-0 lead on a power-play goal, and the momentum seemed to be going heavily in their favor. The score would remain 1-0 throughout the 1st period.

Midway through the second period, Jordan Lapierre one-timed a filthy saucer pass from Jeff Breault that squeaked on through the goaltenders five-hole and we were all tied up at 1. Lapierre wasn’t finished however, as on the very next shift, he used his speed to quickly get into the offensive zone, cut through the opposing teams defense and fire a shot pass the goalies glove, to put the Donkeys up 2-1.

“I felt good out there,” Lapierre said after the game. He continued, “Probably my best game of the year, personally, but I have a lot of good teammates around me that deserve a lot of credit. If it’s not for them, we’re not standing here talking about me scoring two goals tonight so I’m lucky to have them by my side.”

Heading to the third period still up 2-1, the game was getting pretty chippy and a lot of bodies were starting to fly around as tempers flaired up. Just as things start cooling off, Tyler Hopkins buries a goal to put the Donkeys up 3-1. That would make things start getting a little bit more out of hand on the physical aspect of the game, because the Jabronis were starting to get desperate. What better way to shut them up and shut down any glimpse of hope they have? Score another goal. And that’s exactly what Hopkins did as he bats a puck out of mid air to just make the goalie look foolish and put the icing on the cake.

“That kid with the Stache caught me in the nuts and it really got my blood boiling so I went on a mission, I wasn’t getting off the ice til I put the biscuit in the basket,” Hopkins said after the game. He continued, “I thought I was playing baseball for a minute, batted it out of mid air and threw out a huge celly for the rockets!”

The score remained the same as time ran out, as the Donkeys took game 2, 4-1 and force a decisive game 3 next Monday at 10:10 PM. If it’s anything like the game 2, you definitely will not want to miss this one.

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