East Hartford Middle School

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This school is known to have the best education in CT, it's a very big school many students and very lovable teachers. The principle Anthony Menard has work in the school many years. StartClass evaluated 16,895 US public middle schools in the US on factors including academic performance and school environment to determine a StartClass Rating. 501 students or 43.3 of the student population at East Hartford Middle School identify as Hispanic, making up the largest segment of the student body. A typical school in East Hartford is made up of 41 Hispanic students, so East Hartford Middle School has a very similar ethnic distribution compared to other schools in the city. The demographic breakdown of East Hartford Middle School is drastically different from that of a typical school in the state of Connecticut, which is made up of 22.1 Hispanic students on average. East Hartford Middle School has a population of approximately 1,100 students (Grade 6-8) who reflect a rich diversity of culture, ethnicity, and traditions. Our commitment continues in providing the time, energy and resources to the education of each and every student member of our “Falcon Family.” Our powerful connections with the State Department of Education, Neag School of Education at the University of Connecticut as well as other colleges and Universities has established EHMS as a premier training facility for the development of high quality teachers. We demand the best from ourselves everyday and take pride in offering our students and families a quality educational experience. This emphasis to create a climate of hope, positivity, and meaningful instructional relationships were recently recognized by the Connecticut Association of Schools in the “Exemplary Climate Award 2010-2013.” We are proud of this recognition and continue to focus on ways we can improve our current practice. Our responsive programs that are the cornerstones of this award include Peer Leadership, Intensive Conflict Resolution/Peer Mediation Program, Transition and Transformation Programming, Developmental Guidance Structure, Character Education, over 30 Clubs and activities in addition to an intramural and interscholastic sports programs involving over 500 students. Our students’ school days are embedded with inspirational incentives such as our recognition activities celebrating student achievement, and our “Flying Falcon” program that provides incentives and social benefits to students who adhere to and consistently model great choices. EHMS is proud to offer a myriad of quality programming that celebrates scholastic improvement and encourage students to make middle school the track to success. Our administration, teachers, staff and students are firmly committed to building the school family and living the values of our motto, Commitment, Integrity, and Achievement. After all, this school will feel like home, you'll feel like we are your family. If you move it'll be hard to forget about EHMS,

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