Bon Jovi set to play concert along West River on Grand Island
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Grand Island, NY – More than 80,000 people are expected to attend the inaugural West River Bike Path concert on May 13th. Bon Jovi is slated as the headliner for the first ever show on the newly closed West River Parkway set to open as the West River Connector trail in Fall 2018. In an interview with front man Jon Bon Jovi, he could not be more thrilled to return to Western New York. "I can't wait to get back to Buffalo and perform in front of some our most die hard fans" said Bon Jovi. "We haven't been back since 2014, so we can't wait to ruffle the waters along West River in May". Just last month Bon Jovi was a guest on the Howard Stern Show where Stern asked Bon Jovi about his love for football and his failed attempt to purchase the Buffalo Bills. "People don't realize, I was really going to get a house [in Western New York], I was going to move there; I was really, seriously, changing my life," Bon Jovi told Stern, while reiterating that owning the team wasn't a vanity project for him. He said he was "crushed" and "brokenhearted" after losing the bid. "I didn't get the Bills but I'm excited to be headed to Grand Island. I might even wear an AJ McCarron jersey".
In addition to the concert event, event goers may purchase tent passes or rent one of the hundreds of yurts that will be available throughout the weekend of the Bon Jovi concert. This show is presented by Love's Travel Stops and Corey McGowan Productions.
Tickets are available now at tickets.com. For more information please visit www.coreymcgowan.com.
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