Donkeys Drop Controversial Game 1

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North Smithfield, RI. Despite the Swamp Donkeys outplaying the Jabronis for most of last nights semi-final game 1, they find themselves in a deep hole heading into game 2 tonight at Rhode Island Sports Center. But that was all almost a wash as the Jabronis were questioned by league officials on the eligibility of their goaltender prior to puck drop. By rule, all players, including the goalie, have to play a certain amount of games in order to be eligible to play in the post season. If the starting goalie can’t make it, a goalie within the league must be brought in to sub. If no goalie is available, a goalie from the outside can be brought in upon clarification between both teams. However, the Jabronis did not fallow protocol, and were in danger of forfeiting the game to the Swamp Donkeys.

Regardless, the game was played with a “protest” tag on it, which means it will be taken to league offices and a decision will be made after the game has concluded.

The Jabronis would end up victorious by a score of 3-1. They jumped out to an early 1-0 lead, but Tyler Hopkins tied the game from a stellar pass from John Hanley. The game remained tied until the Jabronis scored 2 unanswered goals in the 3rd period to ultimately win the game.

“It was a hard fought game, we played well as a whole, just needed a little extra there at the end, but we can’t let it get to us, we have to turn around here quick because we’re right back at it tomorrow,” Ian Dinges told reporters after the game.

Luckily for the Jabronis, the league sided with them, and agreed that the goalie had played in enough games to be eligible, and the game stood as is. The Swamp Donkeys now find themselves in a 0-1 hole in this best of 3 series with the season on the line in game 2 tonight.

“It’s unfortunate, but we’re moving on. We know we can beat this team and we just need to work harder tonight. This is it, it’s the season on the line, so you better believe you’ll see us give every ounce of energy we have,” Tom Taddeo, who returned to the lineup in a huge way after battling injuries the last few weeks said after the game.

Tonight should be fun to watch. Puck drop is set for 10:10 PM. Tonight’s lineup should look similar to last night, with an exception to the extra forward switching spots.

Forwards
Lapierre-Jones-Dinges
Hopkins-E. Breault-Taddeo
Brown

Defense
Hanley-Cwis
Cuneo-J. Breault

Goalie
Bebeau

Head Coach
*STILL EMPTY*

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