11 people nearly died in an attempt to cross a mountain ridge in Krkonoše, Czech Republic
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Last weekend, 11 tourists nearly froze to death on a mountain pass under "The Czech K2" Studnicní hora, after enduring nearly 2.7 kilometres of strong wind and freezing temperatures. One of the tourists - an ice-hockey player - was found with 5 pairs of nordic skis frozen to his arms. He was carrying the skis for his fellow companions.
"Last time I saw them was on Friday night when Mára (the ice-hockey player) and his two frineds Jirka and Milan were singing to us around the stove," said a 28-year old climber who was one of the last people to see them alive at a nearby cottage Klášterka. "They were pretty funny, I thought," she added later while covering her tears with an ice axe. "I hope they will be fine."
The 11 friends were all employees of the Prague Institute of Planning and Development. Their attempt to cross from Výrovka to Lucní bouda almost ended up in tragedy after an argument about what would be the best short-cut to get through the mountain pass. They have now successfully thawed in the local restaurant after several portions of goulash, wiener schnitzel and some beers.
Vilém, a 34-year old mountain rescue service professional has told our reporter that "he is not surprised about the outcome of this trip." He then emphasized that "this kind of weather is not rare, but a combination of a gale wind and temperatures around - 20°C is just insane. I really don't understand why they haven't called for a snowcat to Lucní bouda."
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