3 Brooklyn teens taken in for custody
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Around 12:10a.m a couple called complaining about a boy harassing him from his third floor window. At Utica and union street. Right outside by a laundry mat the couple was ready to go on their vacation when they suddenly heard shouting coming from the window across from them, saying “ Get in the fucking car “, “ Hurry up “ and etc. Mr. Brown said the noise was scaring his kids and he called the cops imidetly. The kids were crying as the kids laughed. In the house with them was 2 other ladies and we was about to get in contact with their uncles, who they were staying with over the break. Kayla Alfred, 14 year old was found in the bathroom on the floor. Kamar Anatole, 15 year old was the one screaming at the brown family. Mihkayla Anatole, 13 year old ( sister of Kamar ) was also in the bathroom with Kayla as they were all in the dark house. The women in the house had no idea what was going on. These kids will be in costudy for a few days since it’s their first warning. As Kamar,15 year old will be there for a few months knowing that’s not his first time in jail. We were able to find these kids Facebook. As the boy screamed his Facebook name with a recent live tagged with the two girls.
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