With Their Examples Of False Equivalence And Red-Herring Fallacies Failing, Gun Nuts Play The "Crisis Actor" Card
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In the aftermath of the Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida mass shooting, there are competing narritives In the battle for the court of public opinion. The gun nut crowd struck fast with a string of false equivalencies and red-herring arguments to seize the narrative, and shut the "libtards" up before they got started. At first the gun nuts went for the traditional "they need to teach shooting in schools again" play. Unfortunately the school shooter was a member of the school's competitive shooting team. So next the gun nuts utilized the tried and true "it's not a gun problem, it's a mental health problem" red-herring. Unfortunately people started pointing out other nations have people with mental health issues, yet not the mass shooting issues. Plus it was Ronald Reagan who closed down the mental hospitals that would treat these people, creating the problem, to the point a person with mental problems shot Reagan. That also shut down the "good guy with a gun" theory, as multiple good guys with guns failed to stop Reagan getting shot.
Sadly for the gun nuts, their string of examples of false equivalence did not fare much better. The drunk driving false equivalence was debunked because M.A.D.D. lobbied and got stricter DUI penalties, which has cut drunk driving deaths in half. This was done without banning cars or alcohol too. The "they didn't ban fertilizer after Oklahoma City" fell flat also, as ammonium nitrate is also regulated now, without banning. Same for the "they didn't ban planes after 9-11" fallacy due the the drastic laws passed to reduce hijacking, without having to ban planes. The "why do they allow guards in banks to have guns, but not in schools" did not work, since most banks do not have armed guards. Even the "there is no God in school" was neutralized by the recent church shootiing in Texas.
With the "they did not ban........" false equivalence dying a fast death, the gun nuts had to go for the "Hail Mary" and just plain lie. Naturally if you are going to lie, lie big, so now the victims of the latest school shooting are "crisis actors" paid for by George Soros. Will it be successful, only time can tell, as the Florida high school student shooting survivors have turned into the gun nuts' most formidable opponent yet. Although today's gun nut crowd has yet to meet a foe they have not toppled, and with the backing of the Russian troll farm on social media, the gun nuts are pretty formidable themselves.
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