CWG Coral Project Commenting Software Upgrade Receives Praise
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Recently the Coral Weather Gang upgraded their site's commenting software to Project Coral, replacing an anachronistic, buggy system that was the bane of many users. Coral gives commenters the ability to reach levels of frustration heretofore unassailable with previous software.
"I really like the new Coral commenting system since it helps me get angry and fight with my family members before 8 AM," said one long-time commenter from the cozy confines of the Prince William County Adult Detention Center. Another commenter stated, "I've upped the number of alcoholic drinks I consume as I try to figure out Coral's commenting display algorithm. Certainly, this helps the local economy."
A spokesperson from the Coral Weather Gang mentioned that the migration to Coral had gone smoothly and that only 98 percent of the regular commenters have quit using the site, falling way below the initial projection of 99.9 percent.
"We find this an absolutely fantastic result, confirming that the new commenting system is almost as reliable as the GFS 384-hour forecast. We could not be more pleased."
A highly placed source with knowledge of the situation expressed optimism about the next planned upgrade of Coral, dubbed Coral Prime. "I am absolutely convinced that Coral Prime will deliver on its promise to display comments within two days of comment submission," It said.
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