What Ever Happen To Taj Jackson?
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Soo far, it's almost been 2 years since we saw The Leader of the Free World, Taj Jackson. Citizens around the United States has been sending Fox News, CNN, and BBC World News a lot of emails asking "Where is Taj Jackson?" "Is there any updates on Taj Jackson? "Is he dead or alive?" or "Is Taj hiding from the cameras?" On February 12th at the White-House in Washington, DC, Donald Trump had a conferee regarding the absences of Taj Jackson. This is what Mr.Trump had to say; "The SWAT Team and police are still searching for the man we call The Leader of the Free World. There hasn't been any clues yet, but hopefully we will have good news that he's doing fine. A lot of you must be thinking; Did you ask his family about the absent? Or his friends back in High School? And the answer is yes, the day the news announced Taj Jackson's absent, the FBI decided to speak with the family first too get any details too see if he was suffering from depression, or was there some Rank S mission did he have to attend? The mother and father told them that Taj doesn't give out details to family and friends of where is he heading too, because it will put them in danger. Taj, if you're watching this live, I hope you're doing fine, be safe out there and make sure you come home and let all your supporters know that you're alive." If you have any information regarding Taj Jackson, please call the number on your screen. 1-800-273-8255.
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