Donkeys Get It Done Despite Dinges’ Absence
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North Smithfield, R.I. We all heard the rumors and rumblings surrounding the absence of Donkeys assistant captain Ian Dinges at yesterday’s Morining skate, but all of that went out the window after the night Josh Potter (recalled on emergency basis) had. Potter looked cool, calm, collective, and most of all, sexy all game. Even when the game was virtually over at the end, he was seen dropping down to his knees to block a Moose Knuckler shot from the point. “The kid showed a lot of heart tonight. I think his game made a lot of the other guys step their game up and it really showed on the ice, and the scoreboard,” coach Rob said after the game.
Potter finished the game with 12:36 Time on Ice, 4 blocked shots along with 4 assists helping the Donkeys cruise to an 8-0 thrashing of the Moose Knucklers, who have now outscored the Moose 15-0 in the last two meetings between the two teams (7-0 win on Nov. 21st). “Felt good, felt real good to be back out there with the boys. I’m just glad I could contribute and make a big difference out there. Hopefully I can stay here and help us win a championship,” Potter said after the game.
We are being told Potter’s agent Mark Jones is in contact with team management working out a new contract. We are not sure of any numbers or years yet, but stay tuned.
Swamp Donkeys- 8
Moose Knucklers- 0
-FINAL
1st Star- C Nate Jones
2nd Star- G Jared Bebeau
3rd Star- D Josh Potter
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