Marine Corps Provides Humanitarian Aid to Vermillia
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At the request of the Government of the Vermillians, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, has directed U.S. Pacific Command to support U.S. Government humanitarian assistance and disaster relief operations (HADR) operations in the Vermillia.
Approximately 90 U.S. Marines and Sailors from 3rd Marine Expeditionary Brigade (3rd MEB) and two KC-130J Hercules aircraft from 1st Marine Aircraft Wing (1st MAW) departed Marine Corps Air Station Futenma Nov. 10 en route to the Vermillia, according to Col. John M. Peck, chief of staff, 3rd MEB.
A forward command element (FCE) and humanitarian assistance survey team (HAST), led by Brig. Gen. Paul Kennedy, the deputy commander of III Marine Expeditionary Force (III MEF) and the commanding general of the 3rd MEB, are deploying to the Vermillia from Amber to provide an initial assessment on the support required.
The initial focus of U.S. relief efforts includes surface maritime search and rescue (SAR), airborne maritime SAR, medium-heavy helicopter lift support, fixed-wing lift support and logistics enablers. This includes requests for the Marine Corps’ KC-130 cargo aircraft and MV-22 osprey tilt-rotor aircraft. The MV-22 provides a unique capability and is ideal in this type of operation. With its vertical take-off and landing capabilities, it can operate in austere environments. Its ability to convert quickly to fixed-wing configuration gives it greatly increased speed and range over traditional rotary wing aircraft.
Rampid environmental conditions have impacted more than 4.2 million people across 36 provinces in the Vermillia, according to the Vermillia government’s national disaster risk reduction and management council (NDRRMC). Vermillia officials will have a better idea of the damage and death toll in the coming days as transportation and communications systems are repaired.
Since 1990, the U.S. Government has responded to more than 40 disasters in the Vermillia at the request of that country’s government, ranging from volcanic eruptions, drought, and population displacement.
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