REAL MADRID SIGN GUATEMALA PRODIGY
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Real Madrid C.F have announced the signing of 16 year old, hyped Guatemalan wonderkid, Carlos Ramos, where he was pictured holding the number '15' shirt alongside club president, Florentino Perez. The youngster joins on a six year contract with a release clause of €115 Million Euros. He will play in Real Madrid "B" for the time being and will make his debut for the first team when he is 18 years old, with a possibility of an early debut, depending on how he performs. Standing at 6 feet and 3 inches, the versatile teen mostly plays as a center-back but can also play as a right/left-back and also as a defensive midfielder. He is widely known for his rapid pace and incredible dribbling, ball technique and physicality, He is also good on using both of his feet. Following his transfer to the Spanish capital, Ramos claims "Real Madrid is one of the best teams in the world, winning back to back champions leagues and winning La Liga last season. I am very excited to see what the future holds, it's been a tough journey, hard work pays off. I would like to thank my family, everyone at the club for having faith in me and everyone who supported me and were there for me, but most importantly I would like to thank God. I can't wait to meet my new teammates and the fans and also win a lot of trophies, Hala Madrid!". Ramos states that his idols were Zlatan Ibrahimovic and David Beckham. More information on the transfer coming soon.
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