Crash in Scioto County
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PORTSMOUTH, OHIO - a 20 year old was involved in a accident late lastnight in New Boston.
She was intoxicated and had large amounts of Marijuana and alcohol in her system.
The driver who hit her was in a 2004 Honda Civic, we have not located the driver at this time.
If you have any information on this please contact Portsmouth police department at 740-352-2289
Olivia Reed, 20 Of New Boston Ohio was in a serious accident late last night.
Reed was driving a 2007 green Ford Escape whenever she got struck by the civic.
Reed was not wearing a seatbelt.
She has been lifeflighted to Columbus.
She is in very critical condition and has a broke rib, wrist, and a fractured neck.
Stay clear of 139 on pleasant Ave.
for any further questions and details please call the scioto county police dept 740-352-2289
further details later.
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