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Ksadkfjkdflj kldskl jdklfjlksdjkjweij jlkdsf fkldasnflsndlkBae, a tour operator from the US state of Washington, was accused of attempting to overthrow the government, a crime that carries a possible death penalty. In its latest dispatch KCNA did not state the exact nature of his alleged crimes. South Korean human rights campaigners have speculated that authorities were angered by photographs Bae had reportedly taken of starving children and the public executions of dissenters.
The guilty sentence, which had been expected, could further stoke tensions between the North and the US despite signs that the regime has stepped back from its fiery rhetoric of the last month.
Pyongyang threatened a nuclear attack against the US mainland – although experts say it is incapable of launching such a weapon – in protest at UN sanctions imposed after it conducted an atomic test in February. North Korea had also voiced anger over annual military drills involving the South and the US that ended this week.
As news of the verdict became public, speculation was mounting that the regime would use Bae, 44, as a bargaining chip to secure diplomatic and financial concessions from the Obama administration.
In January Bill Richardson, former governor of New Mexico, and the Google chief executive, Eric Schmidt, attempted to secure Bae's release during a visit to North Korea but they were not allowed to meet him.
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